Noun

Noun Person, place, or thing. Father, at home, on the couch. Person, place, or thing. Mother, in the kitchen, reading the paper. Person, place, or thing. Brother, in my room, listening to stereo. Person, place , or thing. Family, at home, organized chaos.

Mirror

Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the…oh shit it cracked! So I’m not the fairest of them all.

Tony Tony

Tony Tony, you threw five, you have to go! Tony Tony, your fans are turning against you, you have to go! Tony Tony, the pundits are turning against you, you have to go! Tony Tony, enjoy married life, you have to go! Tony Tony, get out before the call comes in from Mr Jones. You … More Tony Tony

Oh memory, where did thou goest? Please come back to me.

Memory loss is what this man is experiencing everyday! It use to come and go, now it goes…where art thou? What was for lunch yesterday; was it carb coma pizza, was it mac and cheese, excuse me while I sneeze. When did I do that last…where art thou? Times are tough enough, working out at … More Oh memory, where did thou goest? Please come back to me.